Wednesday, January 11, 2012

I have a couple of theories...

TO WHY THOSE THREE MEN AT THE (let's call it) FISH SHOP WAS STARING AT US - Brandon, Yan, John and I.

They were not staring, they were glaring, like glaring without even looking away, like they had a BIG problem with us. Dude, can't you see? People actually eat looking at their food yo. You tryna look all Gangsta on us? Seriously, you look like beat up old man (40ish) with no life but the food you're eating -_-

Yeah, I was so chicken I made it so obivous they were looking and freaked out a little. hahaha!
Brandon ate too much food and was lying down in the car with his hands on his tummy. LEGENDARY - ATE TOO MUCH. (you'd think Brandon?? NO WAYYY) LOL!

And I told him: "You couldn't save my life to save your life bro.. (looking super worried of course)"
"Probably not, if they punched me I will vomit on their face like some pokemon."

I think at that point I accepted that everyone was going to get hurt... at some point. They didn't stop glaring until we left and even after we entered the car, like whaddafudge man.

ANYWAY, THEORIES :
As on twitter :)

Theory 1: Brandon is the only non-Chinese in this so-called Chinese chill out gang.

Theory 2: They saw my halo. Woops, I won't be hiding it anytime soon though.

Theory 3: They saw the angels all around us (cough) Kavach of the Devi (cough) #Angelsdoitbetter

Theory 4: They were sadist. Sad old men who had no families, refuse to grow-up and envied the younger generation.

Theory 5: They felt intruded in their "territory"of a restaurant. Sorry dude but I didn't notice your pee all over it, my bad.

Theory 6: I might have laughed too loudly at some point and they probably thought I was laughing at them. Could the world get more perasan than this, seriously? -.-

Theory 7: They were gangstas who felt challenged by Brandon's pudginess, Yan's ability to eat plus John's intellectual over-analytic mind.

Theory 8: I was too dark for a Chinese to be true. LOL TANNED sista!

Theory 9: Our food looked better than theirs. Two words: SUCKED IN.

Theory 10: I did raise my kundalini and gave myself a bandhan, hence, the shield. Maybe they saw the shield.. ooo.

Yeap, that's all I could think of to settle my mind on my way back in the car ride.

So, if Brandon remembers our breakfast unplanned-plan and calls his friend to pick him up and pick me up :) yay me. Though, I doubt that'll happen.
I should really start studying (sigh)
Okay, bye.

BREATHE

Now Playing : HERE I AM - BRYAN ADAMS

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